Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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