no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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