I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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