you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
