My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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