Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Come share oat with me in your robe
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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