ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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