I love black thongs
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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