you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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