the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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