Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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