I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I supernannyed him into submission
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
All the doctor said was why
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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