Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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