My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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