I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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