The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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