To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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