okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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