hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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