he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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