I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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