YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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