For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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