He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
