what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
high people should be assigned attendants
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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