im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
