This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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