Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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