Dual....:-)
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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