I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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