is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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