Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I've blown a few things in my day
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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