i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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