what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
The ass gains better be worth it
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