dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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