Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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