So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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