I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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