Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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