We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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