Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
how drunk are you?
Several
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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