my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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