i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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