Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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