I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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