I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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