My nipple is on Facebook.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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