I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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