If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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