Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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