Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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