i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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