Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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