So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
