Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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